me:ends incredibly depressing sentence with "lmao"

thankyoucorndog:

boomer-overboard:

thankyoucorndog:

"boy i’m in a great mood!"

"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."

The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.

yes

(Source: thankyoucorndog, via mas0n-jars)

yviees:

I need 6 months vacation, twice a year.

(Source: awfullyy, via nofaithinforever)

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

(via mslovelylily)

stonerswithboners:

I think the issue with fuck buddies is that inherantly people like to be the preferred one
even if you just want sex it still hurts to see them preferring someone else whether it be another fuck buddy or someone they want to date

(via la-metamorphosis)

radgreymon:

*thinks about you*

*doesn’t text you*

(via oharentyousickofsleepingalone)

snapchatting:

there are 7 wonders of the world and i am 3 of them

(via oharentyousickofsleepingalone)